You might be a mom if..

This post is for all the Mom's out there!

We've all heard the famous "you might be a red-neck if..." sayings. Here is something that's closer to home. With help from a few fellow Mom's, here is a list we've started.

You might be a Mom if..

• you can multi task, while nursing
• it takes longer to dress your kids, than it does yourself
• you can now get ready in under 5 minutes
• you cut up your own food into bite size pieces
• before you take a shower, you have to clear all the toys out
• you look in the toy box for your pots, pans and other kitchen utensils
• you ever ate from a Winnie the Pooh or Tonka Truck plates
• you measure how tall your kids are by the hand prints on the window/doors
• you spend more time in the toy section than the grocery section at Walmart
• the same person(s) that creates so much extra work, stress, sleepless nights, is the same person(s) that you would die for, do anything in the world for, and love so much it hurts...YOUR KID(S)!!!!

Amber said...

• you can type just as fast one handed as you can two handed
• you can spend an entire day cleaning and at the end of the day it looks like nothing has been accomplished
• you refer to stomach pain as "my belly hurts real bad"
  

Neisha said...

• you tell your husband that you have to go potty
• Macaroni & cheese w/hamburger becomes your favorite meal
• you just laugh and shake your head when your child comes out wearing just his swim trunks and it's the middle of the winter

Heather said...

• you get used to reheating the same cup of coffee 5 times a day.
• you can recite every word to your kids favorite books.*
• spit-up is your idea of accessorizing.*
• you can change a diaper with your eyes closed.*
• any time you think you smell something nasty you start checking for poop.*
• your idea of a vacation is a twenty minute nap.
  
  

Cheri said...

• you point out every animal or large piece of equipment you see while driving.-
• you find yourself shopping at stores that can outfit the whole family (no more AE!)

What do you think? You might be a Mom if.....................